Lessons in Hay (the chapbook) featuring artwork by amy m. lynn and cliff lynn's original poems: *Inappropriately, Plumb Fond of You As Beautiful as This Girl the Joeslinger Orange Lessons in Hay **Concuss! Carole (Cigars! Cigarettes!) On Hope (Tom and Becky Play) Pirates in the Crawlspace My Head is a Trigger (for Shaun) Marathon Girl Coma Guy Randy's Grandpere ***Hans-Come-Lately A Blackberry Wind... ****up a dirt road No Time for Schmucks Sentimental Feelin' All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Bootcamp (One Degree) Fahrenheit Old Addresses The Back of Her Head Divorce Dance Bone Fishin' What They Say About Absence The Whiteshirts When Sidewalks Strike Portrait of a Self-Googler Unabridged Lessons in Hay ****Lena on the Bus will be available soon at $5 a pop (just over 10 cents per poem, and a dime a picture) and a buck for postage/handling.  Buy both, and I'll pick up the p/h!  Keep checkin' back!

Just what in hell is a chapbook, anyway?

* "Inappropriately, Plumb Fond of You" will appear in Offerings in January 2005 ** "Concuss!" will appear in the 2005 edition of AMARANTH, the art and literary journal of Anne Arundel Community College, MD *** "Hans-Come-Lately" will appear in the next issue of Stepping Stones Magazine.

**** "Lena on the Bus" and "up a dirt road" originally appeared in children, churches and daddies (the unreligious, non-family- oriented literary and art magazine), vols 139 and 140, respectively